Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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