I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
