better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He better not be in your backpack
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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