I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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