This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Randomize
