Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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