allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
he puts the penis in happiness.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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