I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
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