dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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