remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
It's blow job season.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize