hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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