A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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