Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Randomize