So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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