How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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