Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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