how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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