Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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