Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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