We won't sleep together?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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