i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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