So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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