Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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