That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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