Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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