is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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