yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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