in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you didnt know i had herpes?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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