she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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