Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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