I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Randomize