Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
and she was petting her beer can
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
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