Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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