I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I feel like a drive thru vagina
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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