Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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