**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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