i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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