is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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