omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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