about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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