If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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