Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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