i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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