I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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