I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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