He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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