whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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