? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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