He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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