just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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